You may only find these funny if you live in China but here goes....
TOP TEN CHINESE EXCUSES FOR MISSING WORK
10. I overslept. Wo shui guo tou le.我睡过头了
9. I was ill from eating some bad turtle. Wo chi hua du zi le.我吃坏肚子了
8. I got lost. Wo mi lu liao 我迷路了
7. The fireworks kept me up all night. Wo kan le yi wan shang de yan hua. 我看了一晚上的烟花
6. It’s Sunday, I didn’t know we had to come to work ; wo bu zhidao xing qi tian yao shang ban ;我不知道星期天要上班；
5. I locked myself out. wo bei suo zai jia wai le :我被锁在家外了：
4. My ayi turned off my alarm;wo de ayi ba wo naozhong guan le;我的阿姨把我闹钟关了；
** 'ayi' is the term refering to a nanny or housekeeper - EVERYONE has an ayi
3. I had to wait for someone to come fix my heat. wo bu de bu deng ren lai xiu kongtiao.我不得不等人来修空调：
2. I got in a scooter accident :wo bei mo tou zhuang le :我被摩托撞了
1. I drank too much baijiu and was throwing up all morning. Wo he le tai duo baijiu ,tu le yi zao shang :我喝了太多白酒；吐了一早上；
**baijiu is the worst liquor I have ever had - it is absolutely disgusting but Chinese people love it!
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